The "Animal"

Have you ever wondered what your cat/dog/fish/iguana have been thinking? Now's your chance to get in their head and wonder if they really love you like you love them (cats don't love anything except themselves). We offer you the opportunity to turn into a dog, cat, goldfish, or iguana for the reasonable price of $14.99. 

Please note: the effects of the transformation will be irreversible for the period of 24 hours. We take no liability for any inconveniences and legal issues this may cause.